We’re sports fans in Houston who love the Saints, the Texans, the Astros, LSU, University of Houston, the Pelicans, and the Rockets, and are trying really hard to like soccer and hockey. Andy is also an Ohio State fan since birth due to inherited family allegiance and the Columbus-to-New Orleans NFL pipeline.

We are primarily a podcast, but also an Instagram account full of terrible original memes; a Bluesky full of snark; and now a blog for all the stuff we can’t fit anywhere else. We are swamp people. We are the people unafraid to admit it’s okay to be polyteamorous, especially when New Orleans and Houston are like an old married couple by now. We like both crawfish and brisket. We leave the knife in the king cake box. We love you. HOU Dat. #FTF.